| Chuck Norris vs. Palkia; because PainWhisper demanded more Chuck | |
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| Topic Started: Jul 21 2009, 05:50 AM (218 Views) | |
| Snowraptor | Jul 21 2009, 05:50 AM Post #1 |
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I'm cold and falling right now :D
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I have factual PROOF that Palkia is more powerful than Chuck Norris.
Taken from here :rofl: Now to let the hate just roll on in ^_^ |
| I am part of a demonic race known as the Scrathas. We are hidden among the peoples of the world, revealing ourselves to few. We will destroy the world, each in our own way. I will freeze it. You will die. I will laugh. | |
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| Anomaly | Jul 21 2009, 10:23 AM Post #2 |
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Who the hell is Palkia? |
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"When night falls she cloaks the world in an impenetrable darkness. A chill rises from the soil and contaminates the air suddenly... Life has new meaning." ~Burzum - Dunkelheit | |
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| Setoshin | Jul 21 2009, 10:32 AM Post #3 |
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That's what I wanna know. If you're gonna have a hero vs hero debate then at least make it well known ones. BTW, how many of you actually watched Chuck Norris' work before he became an internet meme. I used to idolise Walker Texas Ranger. |
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| PainWhisper | Jul 21 2009, 02:27 PM Post #4 |
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Legend
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I watched every single Texas Ranger movie, okay? The guy is a true hero. HIS TEARS CAN CURE DEATH. Too bad he doesn't cry. Oso, I think Palkia is a Pokémon. I'm not sure though.. *googles* Yep, it is a Pokémon. Therefore, it can't be considered a hero. But sure, let's follow this line of thought: Palkia can only attack once a round, meaning, they have to choose ONE attack to use. Chuck Norris doesn't follow Pokémon rules, therefore he can throw fifty roundhouse kicks in one round while Palkia can only avoid one. Conclusion: Chuck Norris wins, easy peasy. |
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| Nubi | Jul 21 2009, 09:56 PM Post #5 |
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I used to watch Walker Texas Ranger, and still do if I catch it on, and some of his movies. Palkia: Posted Image Chuck Norris could just throw a pokeball at it after a few jabs. Can't do much stuck in one of those. |
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| Snowraptor | Jul 21 2009, 11:14 PM Post #6 |
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I'm cold and falling right now :D
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Actually I did give info as to who Palkia was, just click on the :rofl: in the first post (its a rly big page). The only reason I even created this was to appease PainWhisper. Since Palkia was the only thing that I knew could actually stand its own in a fight with Chuck Norris, I had no other option. Since nobody seems to know who Palkia is just close this topic. |
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| Chrono T. | Jul 22 2009, 04:08 AM Post #7 |
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Master of Time and Space
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My only question is, if I have a pokemon who rules time and space, and another who rules earth and sea, five crazy ass legendary birds, an ancient pokemon heard of only in legends, and his clone, why can't I rule Kanto, Johto, and Cynno? |
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| PainWhisper | Jul 22 2009, 11:08 AM Post #8 |
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Legend
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It's typed Sinnoh. |
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| Setoshin | Jul 22 2009, 02:04 PM Post #9 |
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Because you realise its the bad thing to do. |
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| Snowraptor | Jul 23 2009, 04:53 AM Post #10 |
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I'm cold and falling right now :D
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Because you lost your map. You can't rule if you're lost. Besides, screw good imma start my own cult dedicated to taking over the universe. And since I control time I'll be immortal. I WILL BE A GOD! FOR REAL THIS TIME! My holy symbol shall be a inside a square with a key inside that. This is all a decal put onto a monster truck being driven by a squirrel with cakes for eyes. This is the word of the new god. |
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| Nubi | Jul 23 2009, 09:47 PM Post #11 |
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In that case I'm moving to another universe. I don't think Mars, or even another galaxy, would be far enough away from that plan. |
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| Snowraptor | Jul 24 2009, 03:46 AM Post #12 |
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I'm cold and falling right now :D
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Once I control this universe I will destroy it. Then I will move onto the next universe and begin anew, even if I have to create a new universe to do it. The first wave will be a fleet of glowing triangles controlled by legless birds with fish heads, because I gave them true intelligence and are now the pure race from which all others are to be judged. Until I find a better one that is. There really wasn't much to choose from in this universe... well onto the next one ^_^ |
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| Maelstrom | Aug 17 2009, 05:03 AM Post #13 |
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Palkia would simply shift space so Chuck's own kicks would put his own boot in his face for an epic pwn. |
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| PainWhisper | Aug 28 2009, 10:43 PM Post #14 |
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Legend
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Oh my! Chuck Norris is winning! How would that happen? Oh, I know! He changed the *ing names of the *ing options. SHIT YEAH CHUCK, YOU JUST OWNED PALKIA! Nice going, buddy! |
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| Maelstrom | Sep 26 2009, 06:15 AM Post #15 |
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Well I do have to admit that I like Chuck better than I do Palkia. It's *ing purple and white for pete's sake. >.> Chuck on the other hand, has fought with Bruce Lee and is still alive. XD |
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