Chuck Norris vs. Palkia

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Chuck Norris vs. Palkia
Chuck Norris	3 (60%)
Palkia	2 (40%)
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Chuck Norris vs. Palkia; because PainWhisper demanded more Chuck
Topic Started: Jul 21 2009, 05:50 AM (218 Views)
Snowraptor	Jul 21 2009, 05:50 AM Post #1
I'm cold and falling right now :D Posts: 108 Group: Hero Member #49 Joined: January 25, 2007 Gender Undisclosed Are you a Hero or a Villain? Villain	I have factual PROOF that Palkia is more powerful than Chuck Norris. pwned Palkia can kill Chuck Norris and can survive his roundhouse kicks using spacial distortion as a block (every good guy has some weakness). Taken from here :rofl: Now to let the hate just roll on in ^_^
	I am part of a demonic race known as the Scrathas. We are hidden among the peoples of the world, revealing ourselves to few. We will destroy the world, each in our own way. I will freeze it. You will die. I will laugh.


Anomaly	Jul 21 2009, 10:23 AM Post #2
Posts: 669 Group: Awesome Member Member #67 Joined: August 1, 2007 Gender Male	Who the hell is Palkia?
	"When night falls she cloaks the world in an impenetrable darkness. A chill rises from the soil and contaminates the air suddenly... Life has new meaning." ~Burzum - Dunkelheit


Setoshin	Jul 21 2009, 10:32 AM Post #3
Posts: 834 Group: +Hero Member #11 Joined: May 1, 2006 Gender Male Are you a Hero or a Villain? Hero	Anomaly Jul 21 2009, 10:23 AM Who the hell is Palkia? That's what I wanna know. If you're gonna have a hero vs hero debate then at least make it well known ones. BTW, how many of you actually watched Chuck Norris' work before he became an internet meme. I used to idolise Walker Texas Ranger.
	Proud member (and pimp) of C.O.P.P.E.R.S.B. Comprehensive, Perfectly Pure, Enticing, Ridiculously Superior Beings. la vida es una solo es la manifestacion de los sue�os y los sue�os se escogen Quote: Setoshin: I think Nommie has a thing for Nubi Anomaly: Why do you think I've been quiet these past few minutes seto? I've been fapping away at her posts Setoshin: Nommie that's nasty. Who faps to Christian Conservative Rhetoric? That's like me masturbating to a jpeg of John McCain. Anomaly: I have weird fetishes, okay?! Quote: PainWhisper doesn't steal Nubi's mic and go "Yo Nubi, I'm really happy for you, I'll let you finish, but Seto had one of the best flames of all time!"


PainWhisper	Jul 21 2009, 02:27 PM Post #4
Legend Posts: 1,225 Group: Co-Admin Member #80 Joined: January 13, 2008 Gender Undisclosed	I watched every single Texas Ranger movie, okay? The guy is a true hero. HIS TEARS CAN CURE DEATH. Too bad he doesn't cry. Oso, I think Palkia is a Pok�mon. I'm not sure though.. googles Yep, it is a Pok�mon. Therefore, it can't be considered a hero. But sure, let's follow this line of thought: Palkia can only attack once a round, meaning, they have to choose ONE attack to use. Chuck Norris doesn't follow Pok�mon rules, therefore he can throw fifty roundhouse kicks in one round while Palkia can only avoid one. Conclusion: Chuck Norris wins, easy peasy.



Nubi	Jul 21 2009, 09:56 PM Post #5
Posts: 3,075 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: April 20, 2006 Gender Female	I used to watch Walker Texas Ranger, and still do if I catch it on, and some of his movies. Palkia: Posted Image Chuck Norris could just throw a pokeball at it after a few jabs. Can't do much stuck in one of those.



Snowraptor	Jul 21 2009, 11:14 PM Post #6
I'm cold and falling right now :D Posts: 108 Group: Hero Member #49 Joined: January 25, 2007 Gender Undisclosed Are you a Hero or a Villain? Villain	Actually I did give info as to who Palkia was, just click on the :rofl: in the first post (its a rly big page). The only reason I even created this was to appease PainWhisper. Since Palkia was the only thing that I knew could actually stand its own in a fight with Chuck Norris, I had no other option. Since nobody seems to know who Palkia is just close this topic.
	I am part of a demonic race known as the Scrathas. We are hidden among the peoples of the world, revealing ourselves to few. We will destroy the world, each in our own way. I will freeze it. You will die. I will laugh.


Chrono T.	Jul 22 2009, 04:08 AM Post #7
Master of Time and Space Posts: 859 Group: Team Member #37 Joined: August 29, 2006 Are you a Hero or a Villain? Villain	My only question is, if I have a pokemon who rules time and space, and another who rules earth and sea, five crazy ass legendary birds, an ancient pokemon heard of only in legends, and his clone, why can't I rule Kanto, Johto, and Cynno?
	I just Wanted to let you Inbred hiLLbillies Know, I stiLL cannot access the shittY text bOxes in topics. any help woUld be appreciated. or else.


PainWhisper	Jul 22 2009, 11:08 AM Post #8
Legend Posts: 1,225 Group: Co-Admin Member #80 Joined: January 13, 2008 Gender Undisclosed	Chrono T. Jul 22 2009, 04:08 AM My only question is, if I have a pokemon who rules time and space, and another who rules earth and sea, five crazy ass legendary birds, an ancient pokemon heard of only in legends, and his clone, why can't I rule Kanto, Johto, and Cynno? It's typed Sinnoh.



Setoshin	Jul 22 2009, 02:04 PM Post #9
Posts: 834 Group: +Hero Member #11 Joined: May 1, 2006 Gender Male Are you a Hero or a Villain? Hero	Chrono T. Jul 22 2009, 04:08 AM My only question is, if I have a pokemon who rules time and space, and another who rules earth and sea, five crazy ass legendary birds, an ancient pokemon heard of only in legends, and his clone, why can't I rule Kanto, Johto, and Cynno? Because you realise its the bad thing to do.
	Proud member (and pimp) of C.O.P.P.E.R.S.B. Comprehensive, Perfectly Pure, Enticing, Ridiculously Superior Beings. la vida es una solo es la manifestacion de los sue�os y los sue�os se escogen Quote: Setoshin: I think Nommie has a thing for Nubi Anomaly: Why do you think I've been quiet these past few minutes seto? I've been fapping away at her posts Setoshin: Nommie that's nasty. Who faps to Christian Conservative Rhetoric? That's like me masturbating to a jpeg of John McCain. Anomaly: I have weird fetishes, okay?! Quote: PainWhisper doesn't steal Nubi's mic and go "Yo Nubi, I'm really happy for you, I'll let you finish, but Seto had one of the best flames of all time!"


Snowraptor	Jul 23 2009, 04:53 AM Post #10
I'm cold and falling right now :D Posts: 108 Group: Hero Member #49 Joined: January 25, 2007 Gender Undisclosed Are you a Hero or a Villain? Villain	Setoshin Jul 22 2009, 02:04 PM Chrono T. Jul 22 2009, 04:08 AM My only question is, if I have a pokemon who rules time and space, and another who rules earth and sea, five crazy ass legendary birds, an ancient pokemon heard of only in legends, and his clone, why can't I rule Kanto, Johto, and Cynno? Because you realise its the bad thing to do. Because you lost your map. You can't rule if you're lost. Besides, screw good imma start my own cult dedicated to taking over the universe. And since I control time I'll be immortal. I WILL BE A GOD! FOR REAL THIS TIME! My holy symbol shall be a inside a square with a key inside that. This is all a decal put onto a monster truck being driven by a squirrel with cakes for eyes. This is the word of the new god.
	I am part of a demonic race known as the Scrathas. We are hidden among the peoples of the world, revealing ourselves to few. We will destroy the world, each in our own way. I will freeze it. You will die. I will laugh.


Nubi	Jul 23 2009, 09:47 PM Post #11
Posts: 3,075 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: April 20, 2006 Gender Female	In that case I'm moving to another universe. I don't think Mars, or even another galaxy, would be far enough away from that plan.



Snowraptor	Jul 24 2009, 03:46 AM Post #12
I'm cold and falling right now :D Posts: 108 Group: Hero Member #49 Joined: January 25, 2007 Gender Undisclosed Are you a Hero or a Villain? Villain	Once I control this universe I will destroy it. Then I will move onto the next universe and begin anew, even if I have to create a new universe to do it. The first wave will be a fleet of glowing triangles controlled by legless birds with fish heads, because I gave them true intelligence and are now the pure race from which all others are to be judged. Until I find a better one that is. There really wasn't much to choose from in this universe... well onto the next one ^_^
	I am part of a demonic race known as the Scrathas. We are hidden among the peoples of the world, revealing ourselves to few. We will destroy the world, each in our own way. I will freeze it. You will die. I will laugh.


Maelstrom	Aug 17 2009, 05:03 AM Post #13
Posts: 200 Group: Hero Member #13 Joined: May 4, 2006	Palkia would simply shift space so Chuck's own kicks would put his own boot in his face for an epic pwn.
Posts: 200 Group: Hero Member #13 Joined: May 4, 2006


PainWhisper	Aug 28 2009, 10:43 PM Post #14
Legend Posts: 1,225 Group: Co-Admin Member #80 Joined: January 13, 2008 Gender Undisclosed	Oh my! Chuck Norris is winning! How would that happen? Oh, I know! He changed the ing names of the ing options. SHIT YEAH CHUCK, YOU JUST OWNED PALKIA! Nice going, buddy!



Maelstrom	Sep 26 2009, 06:15 AM Post #15
Posts: 200 Group: Hero Member #13 Joined: May 4, 2006	Well I do have to admit that I like Chuck better than I do Palkia. It's *ing purple and white for pete's sake. >.> Chuck on the other hand, has fought with Bruce Lee and is still alive. XD
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